This article is a story, and as such, is probably written in a first-person point-of-view.
This article was written by Telos
The Story[]
I was cutting the yew tree next to the Church of Saradomin in north-east Varrock when I was approached by a player around level twenty wearing a mix of mithril and steel armour.
"Weres Varrock?" the noob asked.
"Lol... you're already there... XD" was my smirking reply.
To my utter delight, the noob then exclaimed, "Im not, reported for lying you scamer!"
I couldn't wait until he was banned for false reporting. :D